Emails from an Asshole by John Lindsay

Author:John Lindsay [Lindsay, J.]
Language: eng
Format: epub, pdf
ISBN: [2012.06.08]
Publisher: [Côte d’Azur]
Published: 2009-12-31T16:00:00+00:00

If Melanie was smart, she would have stopped responding as soon as I told her that I forgot to take my pants off while I took a bath. Thankfully, she was an idiot. This email exchange lasted until the night before she wanted to go to Pittsburgh. It would have been ironic if she wasted so much time arguing with me that she couldn’t find a ride and had to take the bus anyway.

∨ Emails from an Asshole ∧

Luring Victims

Sometimes I put my own ad up and let the victims come to me. I set the bait and they fall for it hook, line, and sinker. Posting the ad myself catches the victims entirely off guard. When people put their own ad up, they probably get a ton of shitty offers. By the time I get to them, they are already pissed off and defensive, ready to snap at the slightest thing. If someone is trying to sell their Cadillac, an asshole like me who wants to rent the car and use it to get laid is probably the last thing they feel like dealing with. However, when I put the ad up, the people are not yet tired of dealing with assholes on the internet. I get fresh victims who are really hoping to buy what I am selling. Even once I start fucking with them, some don’t understand that they should just stop replying.

They get confused. Why is this guy being an asshole? Doesn’t he want to sell his car? He must just not realize he’s being a dick.

Having all the victims come to me gives me power to decide which ones I think are stupid enough to fuck with. The guy who says “I am interest to buy car” most likely is an idiot and will fall for my shit. Putting up my own ad just makes everything so much easier for me.

∨ Emails from an Asshole ∧

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